I wrote a joke at work:
I once worked on a project to build a time-machine. But my boss was a nightmare: he always wanted everything to be done yesterday.
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Conversation with a colleague at the office colour printer.
Gareth: I’m pioneering a revolutionary new way of backing up the website.
Hamish: Is it Subversion, by any chance?
Gareth: No. I’m printing out all the pages.
Hamish: Well, if my kids grow up not knowing what a rainforest is I’ll blame you!
I was only kidding!