This year, musician-extraordinaire Steven Wilson was challenged by a friend why he had never written a Christmas song.
He replied that he didn’t think he had it in him to write Christmassy lyrics.
No problem, his friend told him, we’ll instruct ChatGPT to write Christmas lyrics in the style of Steven Wilson. But don’t mention Christmas. And make it feel more lonely.
This was the result. I like it better than most Christmas tracks.


