This morning I stood in front of my CD bookcase pondering what to listen to on my drive to work. “I want something I’ve not listened to in a long time,” I said to myself.
My fingers danced along the top shelf. Alice in Chains? Anthrax? Apocalyptica? Audioslave? Beta Band?
The Beta Band!
It’s a triple-EP that was probably made most famous through its reference in the film of Nick Hornby’s novel High Fidelity. (Watch the video above.)
“I will now sell three copies of The Three EPs by The Beta Band”, Rob Gordon (played by John Cusack) whispers to Dick (played by Todd Louiso), as he drops a copy of the CD into the in-store stereo.
The closest I came to experiencing that moment in real life was in February 2003. I was still living in Inverness at the time and had wandered into the HMV store in the shopping centre for a browse.
Having been looking for something interesting-looking in the metal section, I remember suddenly stopping dead in my tracks. I stood perfectly still and listened.
I wandered up to the counter; I was still wearing my black clerical shirt and dog collar as I’d wandered up the high street from the cathedral, where I was serving my curacy.
“Excuse me?” I said to the young lad behind the counter, pointing up towards a speaker above us. “Is that… is that a new Richard Thompson album you’re playing just now?”
He looked at me with a most surprised expression, then grinned, “Yeah! It’s his new album The Old Kit Bag.” It would appear that clergy are not supposed to recognise folk-rock legends.
“It’s great!” I said.
“It is,” he agreed.
“I’ll take a copy, please.”
I do hope he sold another two copies that morning.