I the lonely girl

This is, without a doubt, one of the best emails that I’ve ever received.  Even if it is spam.

Hello!!

I looked your structure, and you have very strongly interested me, I want to know you closer, and probably we become friends or more.

I the lonely girl, I search for the man and I think, that you very much approach me also I want, that you would write to me on mine address of e-mail: [email protected]

I shall be very glad to see your letter when, I shall receive your letter, I shall answer your message and I shall send you very good and beautiful photos, I think, that it very much to like you.

I shall tell to you a lot of interesting about me, I think, that very much to like you my stories about me, and I shall speak you only the truth, I not when do not deceive people.

I do not want you to ask, that you would answer me because I have no men and I very strongly miss on man’s caress and I search worthy for the man for me and it seems to me, that you worthy for me, and I want you to know closer.

I shall look forward to hearing from you, and you should not forget, that I every day shall look forward to hearing from you.

Yours and for ever Irina.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

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