If the film The Italian Job had been about trying to a steal a small whale nail brush and place it on a large wooden rocking cow, but unfortunately the small whale nail brush was knocked and ended up balancing precariously on the edge of the large wooden rocking cow then Joshua would have just now re-enacted that film perfectly.
But unfortunately it’s not. So he didn’t.
Last night I had a really weird dream.
The only bit that I can remember of it was that I was lying in bed and something fell off the wall onto my bedside table (that’s a night stand to American viewers) and smashed my glasses.
That obviously worried my unconscious mind enough to do something practical about it. I know that because when I woke up in the morning I was wearing my glasses.
I’m pretty sure though that wearing my glasses in my sleep did enable me to see my dreams more clearly. See: always finding the positive side in everything.
What amused me most about Reuben and Joshua’s birthday last week was the person who sent us a birthday card with a “1 today” badge on it for both of them.
One badge for two children.
We had to swap the badge between the two of them throughout the day so that they both felt equally special.