Conversation: language

It can be embarrassing when you’re so tired you can’t quite find the right words. From the other night:

Gareth: My feet look so dry, I’ll have to … erm … liquidize them.

Jane: Do you mean moisturise?

Gareth: MOISTURISE! That’s the word.

I don’t recommend that you liquidize your feet. Unless you want to appear on an episode of CSI or Crimewatch UK.

Jane’s just told me that CSI isn’t real.  I have no idea what she’s talking about.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

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