Conversation: language

It can be embarrassing when you’re so tired you can’t quite find the right words. From the other night:

Gareth: My feet look so dry, I’ll have to … erm … liquidize them.

Jane: Do you mean moisturise?

Gareth: MOISTURISE! That’s the word.

I don’t recommend that you liquidize your feet. Unless you want to appear on an episode of CSI or Crimewatch UK.

Jane’s just told me that CSI isn’t real.  I have no idea what she’s talking about.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 50 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh… Scrum master at Safeguard Global; latterly at Sky and Vision/Cegedim. Former web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and previously warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.

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