It can be embarrassing when you’re so tired you can’t quite find the right words. From the other night:
Gareth: My feet look so dry, I’ll have to … erm … liquidize them.
Jane: Do you mean moisturise?
Gareth: MOISTURISE! That’s the word.
I don’t recommend that you liquidize your feet. Unless you want to appear on an episode of CSI or Crimewatch UK.
Jane’s just told me that CSI isn’t real. I have no idea what she’s talking about.