Because I’d once bought something online, probably as a gift, from the Marks & Spencerwebsite I now get a regular email newsletter showing me their latest goods.
In the last newsletter I spotted a woman dressed in what looked like … well, what looked like Eddie Van Halen‘s Frankenstein™ guitar.

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Gareth Saunders
I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 50 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins).
Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh…
Scrum master at Safeguard Global; latterly at Sky and Vision/Cegedim. Former web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and previously warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.
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