Jokey conversation with my friend James about backing up websites:
James: You mean you don’t have a paper backup of the website?!
Gareth: No we don’t. We decided that we didn’t want one as printing on paper is these days regarded as environmentally unfriendly. Instead … get this … we’ve decided to create an embroidered backup!
James: It’s bureaucracy gone mad!
Gareth: It’s all been put on hold just now until the W3C can decide on the correct doctype and CSS media attribute for needle-and-thread renderings of web pages.
James: Brings a whole new meaning to ‘Dreamweaver’!