Batteries not included

So … Gillette make a battery-operated, buzzy razor: the Gillette Fusion for a better shaving experience.

Oral B make a battery-operated, buzzy toothbrush: the Oral-B Pulsar for a better teeth-cleaning experience.

I can’t wait until they bring out battery-operated, buzzy Q-tips for … well, for a really weird experience in your inner ear!

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

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