Batteries not included

So … Gillette make a battery-operated, buzzy razor: the Gillette Fusion for a better shaving experience.

Oral B make a battery-operated, buzzy toothbrush: the Oral-B Pulsar for a better teeth-cleaning experience.

I can’t wait until they bring out battery-operated, buzzy Q-tips for … well, for a really weird experience in your inner ear!

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 48 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot. Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.

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