Spams #1 and #2
Don’t you just hate it when you come in to work on a Monday morning, fire up your e-mail client and discover that over the weekend you’ve been spamming yourself!
Yesterday I received an e-mail with the subject: “January 73% OFF”. This morning I received one that offered: “January 78% OFF”.
I reckon I’ll hold out until Friday when I expect to get a whole 100% off January.
Update – Spam #3
I can’t say I’m not disappointed in myself. My latest spam message is offering only “January 71% OFF”.
I think I might have blown it now. I fear that I’ve waited too long.
I may now not be the proud owner of a brand new shiny January of my own. Only time (and spam) will tell.
Update – Spams #4 and #5
Well, thankfully I appear to be the only person offering reduced rates on January so the competition isn’t high. Yesterday I apparently offered myself “January 73% OFF”.
This morning it was up to “January 76% OFF”. Still nowhere near the bargain of 78% off from a couple of days ago.
Come on me. Surely I could do a better deal than that for myself. Mates’ rates and all that.