Product placement ads

For no obvious reason yesterday, I was doing made-up product placement ads when speaking with people.

Things like

Person: How are you getting on? Busy?

Gareth: Yeah, sure … but thanks to this Boots still Cranberry juice [holds up bottle to imaginary camera] I’m well hydrated and it’s good for my kidneys too.

You should try it sometime. It’s good fun.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 49 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh… Scrum master. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.

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