Product placement ads

For no obvious reason yesterday, I was doing made-up product placement ads when speaking with people.

Things like

Person: How are you getting on? Busy?

Gareth: Yeah, sure … but thanks to this Boots still Cranberry juice [holds up bottle to imaginary camera] I’m well hydrated and it’s good for my kidneys too.

You should try it sometime. It’s good fun.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 48 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot. Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.

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