This has had me laughing on and off for the last 12 hours or more.
On Facebook there’s a My Questions application where your friends can pose questions and you can offer answers.
Michael Shearing asked the question:
Q. What would you class as the perfect night at home?
My cynical answer was this:
A. Not getting burgled.
I’m still laughing at it. Could there be a more ‘bah humbug!’ answer?