Got this text from my mate Rich. Had me in tears with laughter:
Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
It’s good though – it does everything: Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, crisps …
Got this text from my mate Rich. Had me in tears with laughter:
Just been to the gym and there’s a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
It’s good though – it does everything: Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, crisps …
Do you remember that kids’ game from the 1970s: buckaroo?
Well I’ve just discovered that you can also play it on the sofa at home.
With your wife (sleeping or awake) and every single remote control that you can find lying around, e.g. TV, video, DVD player, digibox.
And why stop at remote controls? Cordless phones, mobile phones, laptops … they all work too.
Today’s forgotten word was “versatile”.
There I was in the middle of writing an email when <BLAM!> I completely forgot the next word.
It was like there was a hole in the side of my head and the rest of the sentence poured out on the floor and soaked into the carpet.
“What’s that word? … it means … ohh! It begins with a ‘v’, I’m sure it begins with a ‘v’… it’s to do with being flexible … you can use it for many purposes”
Thesaurus.com came to the rescue. The word was “versatile”.
Today is my sister Jenni’s birthday
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Jenni,
Happy Birthday to you!
We are now the same age for the next five days.