Jane: What do you want to do tonight?
Gareth: Erm … rock climbing!
Jane just looked at me funny.
About half an hour later.
Gareth: What do you want to do tonight?
Jane: Dunno. What do you want to do?
Gareth: Do you fancy a game of Computer Battleships?
Jane: [laughing] NO! … is that what you want to do?
Gareth: … no.
I haven’t played Computer Battleships since I was about 15.
It still works though. I test it every month.
On my own.