Men in uniform

Gareth in an Air Training Corps uniform

They say that every woman loves a man in uniform. To be honest, I’m not sure you can be entirely accurate with such a sweeping statement!

That’s a photograph of me proudly standing in the garden in my Air Training Corps uniform; I must have been aged about 15, I reckon.

And that’s a little orange wheelbarrow to the right of me, in case you were wondering. It wasn’t standard issue. Sometimes in the thick of pseudo-military situations you just have to improvise.

Which service do you want?

I really wanted to join the Royal Navy Training Corps (if ever there was such a thing), as my grandfather was an engineer in the Royal Navy, but given that Selkirk is about 33 miles from the sea and they couldn’t get a battleship up the River Ettrick (not that I suppose they ever even tried … lazy lot!) I had to make do with either the Air Training Corps (ATC) or Army Cadet Force (affectionately called “Pongos” by the ATC!).

My uncle had been in the ATC; he could fly a plane. That was cool. So I joined the Air Training Corps.

I thought it was classier too. Too many Saturday matinee films on BBC2, I reckon, watching Ginger and Blasher fighting it out amongst the clouds.

The closest I got to flying with the ATC, however, was sweeping out a hanger because our gliding appointment was cancelled due to high winds. We spent the afternoon instead wandering around the National Museum of Scotland on Chambers Street in Edinburgh with members of the public mistaking us for curators.

Favourite things

I had three favourite things in the ATC, apart from dressing up in the uniform, and marching around the local car park:

  1. The uniforms
    Well, alright, the first thing was dressing up in the uniform. But it was more so dressing up in DPM and hiding under bushes in our local woods. An excuse to play Hide and Seek with some vague militaristic theme.

  2. Shooting guns
    I wasn’t very good at it, to be honest, and I never wanted to shoot a human, but shooting real, live rifles was great fun none-the-less: lying prone with an SLR nestled into your shoulder firing off a magazine of .22 rounds into a small cardboard target at the end of basement room in Galashiels.

    We never got to combine hiding in woods with firing guns at targets … odd that.

  3. A sense of belonging
    Much of my childhood was characterised by my feeling that somehow I didn’t belong (I’m an Enneagram FOUR) so this was brilliant. It was like the Boy Scouts but without the bullying, with more discipline, and you got to run about in DPM, hiding in woods and shooting at targets in basement rooms in Galashiels!

    It was like Junior National ServiceTM, but more fun. I think everyone should have to do Junior National Service. It didn’t do me any harm … if you need me I’ll be the one hiding in the woods with a gun! With my gang. Dressed in camouflage.

What more could a teenage boy want?! A girlfriend, I guess … but that’s another story.

One thought on “Men in uniform”

  1. Aahh, the ATC! I too was a member (1138 Ardrossan Squadron), before growing my hair long and weirding out. I got flying several times, doing aerobatics in a Chipmunk. I also went to camp, enjoyed underage drinking with the older cadets and thought that girls might find the uniform attractive (SOME CHANCE!). I also seem to remember a whole lot of bullying went on – make some people NCO’s and it goes right to their heads. I left shortly after they made me one, mostly because I got rebellious, then became a Christian, and that sucked up all my time.

    In the early nineties, I got to be chaplain to a local Sea Cadet Corps unit, which brought back some happy memories. I’d lost the inclination to play at war in the woods by then!

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