Clearing up a few weeks ago I came across two certificates from online certification experts Brainbench. One was certifying me as an HTML Programmer:
The other — and I strangely feel more proud of this one — was certifying me as a “Windows 98 Power User”:
I’m not just a User, I’m a Power User.
I’m a Power User of Windows 98! Check me out with my elite and up-to-date, certified geek skills!
(I’ve just discovered that my ye olde public transcript is still online!: go to Brainbench and enter 704708 in the “View Public Transcript” input box.)