I’m a winner!

Kleenex Sofa Snuggler -- looks like a sleeping bag with a front pocket.

Shortly before New Year I entered a competition and won. But this week discovered that in fact I hadn’t won. But that they’d make me a winner of my very own unique competition anyway.

Let me explain.

Kleenex have a competition advertised on selected boxes of tissues at the moment to win a Red Nose Day inflatable chair. All you have to do is text in the correct answer. So on a whim I did.

It’s not that I have a particular desire to win an inflatable Red Nose Day chair, or really anywhere that I want to put one should I win one. We’ve just decorated the public rooms and none of them are red. But it was a competition and I never win competitions so I thought I’d give it a go. I could always give it to someone who needed an inflatable chair to sit in their bright red room.

I sent the text and continued with my end-of-year festivities and general cheer-making. And about an hour later, to my surprise, I received a text back to say that I’d won and that someone representing Kleenex would be in touch within a week to arrange delivery of my new, just-won inflatable chair. Woo hoo!

But nobody did. I just assumed that they were on a long New Year holiday; probably testing out the inflatable chairs of winners just like me.

And then midway through this week someone called me on my mobile phone to say that while Kleenex had told me that I was a winner actually I wasn’t. The competition didn’t start until 1 January 2007 and I’d sent my entry in on 31 December 2006. D’oh! I’d been about six hours too early with my entry.

Me: But I got a reply to say that I’d won.

Kleenex representative: Yeah, sorry about that. We were testing our automated reply machine that day.

Me: So I’m not a winner after all?

Kleenex representative: Well, we were wondering if you would be happy if we sent you a Kleenex Sofa Snuggler instead of a giant, red inflatable chair?

How could I refuse the offer of a Kleenex Sofa Snuggler? A Kleenex Sofa Snuggler for goodness sake! Who in their right mind wouldn’t want one of those?! Anybody who is anybody has a Kleenex Sofa Snuggler! So I said “Yes! Of course!” and gave her my address and hung up.

And thought “What the heck is a Kleenex Sofa Snuggler?! … who cares? I’m a winner!”

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 52 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh… Former Scrum master at Safeguard Global, Sky and Vision/Cegedim. Former web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and previously warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.

4 thoughts on “I’m a winner!”

  1. Well as I am in the flow of posting responses & given the current environment situation – I think its very environment friendly, snuggling up & dropping the heating down a couple of ticks across the island would do wonders (not only for the environment 🙂

  2. I have no clue what this website is as I was just browsing and came across it when ordering Kleenex tissues! Lol…regarding the above post, I actually have a sofa snuggler. They were £6 with Kleenex tissues promotion back in 2005 (I think when I was just 13 years old….so long ago, but I still have it! It’s actually in the wash right now as it’s been hiding in the cupboard since the summer.

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