The RAC sent me an envelope today. In it was a free gift: an ice scraper.
If this global warming thing keeps up I guess we’ll can still use it but on one of our two freezers. Maybe if we switch off one of our two freezers this global warming thing won’t come quite as quickly and we can use it on one of our two cars instead!
I’ll get my coat!
…or maybe if we used neither of the freezers or the cars then we could use it scrape the ice off our extremities in the second Ice Age….
maybe not