Random Name Generator

Book with blank pages lying open.

If I ever decide to write a novel (stranger things have happened!) I’ve found the perfect Random Name Generator™: SPAM! By which I mean unsolicited e-mail rather than the tins of spiced pork and ham.

Here are the marvellous names of people who today have supposedly e-mailed me personally to inform me about how I can earn a $1000 bonus, buy all the medications that I could possibly want — including viagra (or as they prefer to spell it: \/[email protected]), solve all my health worries in one fell swoop, and inform me about possible security violations on my accounts with the Fifth Third Bank, Athens Financial Group and Alliance & Leicester. (I also got an email with the subject “disease fibreglass” — eh?!)

  • Trenton Bartlett
  • Vernon Brandon
  • Gusto Conrad
  • Latoya Franks
  • Alisha Gomez
  • Monroe Hoskins
  • Dominga Lounsbury
  • Austin Mertens
  • Jewel Pacheco
  • Guadalupe Rupprecht
  • Sara Schaffer
  • Aldo Templeton (isn’t that just a merger between two supermarket chains? One from the 90s, one from the 70s)
  • Marivel Tracie
  • Nash Wess

My favourite is Trenton Bartlett. Wasn’t he in The Great Escape?

(There was actually another one that I quite liked, but I then realised that it was a real e-mail to me from someone enquiring about his Psion!)

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

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