Random Name Generator

Book with blank pages lying open.

If I ever decide to write a novel (stranger things have happened!) I’ve found the perfect Random Name Generator™: SPAM! By which I mean unsolicited e-mail rather than the tins of spiced pork and ham.

Here are the marvellous names of people who today have supposedly e-mailed me personally to inform me about how I can earn a $1000 bonus, buy all the medications that I could possibly want — including viagra (or as they prefer to spell it: \/[email protected]), solve all my health worries in one fell swoop, and inform me about possible security violations on my accounts with the Fifth Third Bank, Athens Financial Group and Alliance & Leicester. (I also got an email with the subject “disease fibreglass” — eh?!)

  • Trenton Bartlett
  • Vernon Brandon
  • Gusto Conrad
  • Latoya Franks
  • Alisha Gomez
  • Monroe Hoskins
  • Dominga Lounsbury
  • Austin Mertens
  • Jewel Pacheco
  • Guadalupe Rupprecht
  • Sara Schaffer
  • Aldo Templeton (isn’t that just a merger between two supermarket chains? One from the 90s, one from the 70s)
  • Marivel Tracie
  • Nash Wess

My favourite is Trenton Bartlett. Wasn’t he in The Great Escape?

(There was actually another one that I quite liked, but I then realised that it was a real e-mail to me from someone enquiring about his Psion!)

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