Bedtime routine

Racoon

A brief insight, for those who may be interested, into our bedtime routine. At least this is how it was tonight.

Jane: Is it bedtime yet?

Gareth: Yes … at least, it is for me.

Jane: You can’t keep me away from my bed!

Gareth: That’s true … Has the door to the front of the property been bolted?

Jane: Yes.

Gareth: Have the racoons been deployed to their guarding locations?

Jane: What?!

I guess, it made sense in my head.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

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