Bedtime routine

Racoon

A brief insight, for those who may be interested, into our bedtime routine. At least this is how it was tonight.

Jane: Is it bedtime yet?

Gareth: Yes … at least, it is for me.

Jane: You can’t keep me away from my bed!

Gareth: That’s true … Has the door to the front of the property been bolted?

Jane: Yes.

Gareth: Have the racoons been deployed to their guarding locations?

Jane: What?!

I guess, it made sense in my head.

Published by

Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Soon-to-be scrum master at Vision (starting January 2019). Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.