Pillow talk

Pillow on a bed.

Conversation overheard in bed at 05:00 this morning:

Gareth: I love you.
Jane: I love you too.
Gareth: I love you more than … George W Bush.
Jane: That shouldn’t be difficult, you hate George Bush.
Gareth: I don’t hate him. I just think he’s … in the wrong job.
Jane: Ok.
Gareth: Anyway, I still love you more than George W Bush.
Jane: That’s very reassuring, thank you.

One thought on “Pillow talk”

  1. Brilliant!

    You really know how to sweet-talk a women don’t you?

    Any further gems of wisdom in dealing with, and relating to, the fairer sex will be gratefully received.

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