Conversation overheard in bed at 05:00 this morning:
Gareth: I love you.
Jane: I love you too.
Gareth: I love you more than … George W Bush.
Jane: That shouldn’t be difficult, you hate George Bush.
Gareth: I don’t hate him. I just think he’s … in the wrong job.
Gareth: Anyway, I still love you more than George W Bush.
Jane: That’s very reassuring, thank you.