Pillow talk

Pillow on a bed.

Conversation overheard in bed at 05:00 this morning:

Gareth: I love you.
Jane: I love you too.
Gareth: I love you more than … George W Bush.
Jane: That shouldn’t be difficult, you hate George Bush.
Gareth: I don’t hate him. I just think he’s … in the wrong job.
Jane: Ok.
Gareth: Anyway, I still love you more than George W Bush.
Jane: That’s very reassuring, thank you.

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 52 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh… Scrum master at Safeguard Global; latterly at Sky and Vision/Cegedim. Former web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and previously warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.

One thought on “Pillow talk”

  1. Brilliant!

    You really know how to sweet-talk a women don’t you?

    Any further gems of wisdom in dealing with, and relating to, the fairer sex will be gratefully received.

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