Today I appear (at least from the perspective from inside my head) to have the brain of a cabbage. I’m feeling quite dizzy, quite muddled and quite confused. Ironically I suspect that it may be a side-effect of the anti-dizziness pills I’m on.
For example, I was just standing having a perfectly coherent conversation with the fridge earlier this morning, and for some reason I just couldn’t understand a single word it was saying.