What in the name of all that is good and wholesome is going on with this website: Armor of God (sic)?! Not only does the site look as though it’s on fire, it’s just … well, awful! I spotted this on Web Pages That Suck today, while doing some … erm, online research at lunchtime.
I’m all for people learning passages of Scripture. I’m all for young people learning passages of Scripture. But I’m not sure about dressing your kids up like a Bible-themed fancy dress party and sending them to bed in what looks like a pair of bry nylon pyjamas.
* CRACKLE, CRACKLE … BANG! *
“What’s that dear? Have you had a religious experience?
“No! I’ve just got a nasty static electric shock from my pyjamas!”
The full set comes complete with the following, for $49.99 (about £26.50):
- Pajama top with breastplate of righteousness and belt of truth hem.
- Pajama pants with wings of peace to cover feet.
- Helmet of salvation.
- Shield of faith pillow.
- Sword of the Spirit (New Testament).
- Activity coloring book.
ACTIVITY COLORING BOOK?! (I’m going to ignore the American spelling) Why would anyone need an activity colouring book with their pyjamas?! They are meant to be SLEEPING!
And don’t even get me started about the “belt of truth hem“