Was that it? Where has the summer gone? Have I slept through it, or has it not begun yet? The first thing I did this morning was switch on the heating and make myself a bowl of porridge (or ‘porage’).
I’m no meteorologist or geographer but I’m sure I remember from my school lessons that in the UK summer is the warm season that stretches gloriously from April/May to August/September. Is this yet another thing that the EU have changed the rules for and not told the rest of us? Or is it just because I live in Scotland?