I wonder what this says about my relationship with Jane: as I was clearing out my bedside cabinet the other day I discovered two books: The Bluffers Guide to Sex (Thanks whoever bought us that as a wedding present?!) and a guide to the Met Office’s daily shipping forecast (on behalf of the Maritime & Coastguard Agency). It made me laugh, anyway.
THERE ARE WARNINGS OF EARLY NIGHTS IN VIKING SOUTH UTSIRE FORTIES CROMARTY FISHER FAIR ISLE FAEROES AND SOUTHEAST ICELAND
In other news: I wonder if our house has been packed up yet.