No boxes, some boxes and a farewell

A huge, messy pile of cardboard boxes

Today we finished unpacking, and completed a few of the odd jobs that were still on our home-made ‘snagging list’. At least when we return from Edinburgh tomorrow we’ll come back to a fairly tidy house. The entrance hall, however, looks pretty much like the image above. That’s Bank Holiday Monday’s task, then.

And now we’re off to Selkirk, ready to transport Mum up to Edinburgh for my final service at the Church of the Good Shepherd, tomorrow morning. The service is at 10:00, and the church building is situated on Murrayfield Avenue. All are welcome to attend. I’ll be presiding at the Eucharist (Holy Communion) and preaching.

I’m taking the SEC website user guide with me, and a Psion to make some notes. It never ends! Anyway, Jane has been waiting for me for about two hours while I get my gear together. I’d better go. I’ll take our camera and report back in a day or two with news of fond farewells and hundreds of convertions because of my sermon!

Making connections

Connection diagram from Philips digibox manual.

Today’s major domestic task was to connect up the various AV equipment in the living room (or ‘lounge’ if you prefer that term). As you can see from the diagram above it was a simple case of connecting cables to ports.

To be honest I didn’t find the above diagram, from our Philips digibox, particularly helpful. I think it’s the cross-over dashed-lined SCART cable that confuses matters.

But that was okay as I also had this diagram to hand from our Goodmans VCR:

Connection diagram for a Goodmans VCR.

Okay, maybe that wasn’t helpful either. Back to the explanation in the Philips manual beneath the first diagram:

  • Plug your aerial lead plug into the “AERIAL IN’ socket of your digital receiver.
  • Connect the “RF OUT” socket of your digital receiver to the “ANT IN’ socket of your VCR by means of the RF coaxial lead supplied with your digital receiver.
  • Connect the “ANT OUT” socket of your VCR to the aerial input socket of your TV by means of a RF coaxial lead.
  • Connect the “TV” SCART socket of your digital receiver to the “EXT1” SCART socket of your TV by means of the SCART lead supplied with your digital receiver.
  • Connect the “VCR” SCART socket of your digital receiver to the “EXT1” SCART socket of your VCR by means of a SCART lead. Alternatively, if your VCR supports the Easy Record feature, connect the “VCR” SCART socket of your digital receiver to the “EXT1” SCART socket of your VCR as shown on the second diagram.
  • Plug all your equipment, excluding your digital receiver, into the mains.
  • Switch on your TV and select a channel.
  • Plug your digital receiver into the mains. Your digital receiver will display the SETUP screen (the green LED will be illuminated).
  • Proceed to chapter 3 to continue with the channel scan of your digital receiver.

Anyway, despite all that I managed to get it all set up. Now the TV, Freeview digibox and VCR are happily co-existing on SCART #2 on the TV, while the less greedy DVD player is plugged into SCART #1.

And all just in time for Jane to record the hilarious Green Wing on Channel 4.

Where in the world is the bath?

Bath and shower with a shower curtain showing a map of the world.

I love maps! If I had it my own way I would even own a map. So it was with delight the other day in Argos in St Andrews when Jane and I were gaily flicking through the Argos catalogue on our Quest to Buy a Shower Curtain™ that I spotted the world’s greatest PVC shower curtain.

Not only does it show the countries of the world, it goes as far as naming them too. And the seas. During my early morning bathroom visit today I learned where the Sea of Okhotsk is. I couldn’t have learned that from my usual bathroom reading material, like shampoo bottle labels or Guitarist magazine.

Last night during my internet wanderings I discovered a website (Visited Countries) that allows me to map where I’ve been in the world. It’s not perfect: I’ve never been to Alaska, and in Russia I only visited Moscow and St Petersburg (then called Leningrad), but it is quite fun. Here is my world:

Map of the world

Seemingly that means that I’ve visited only 5% of the countries of the world. I’ve probably travelled further online!

The Write Stuff

A ball-point pen lying next to a ring-bound notebook.

Yesterday was, and today will be, spent mostly writing. Typing, if you want to be pedantic. (I sense that in you today.)


The first thing I needed to do was finish my final clergy letter for the Church of the Good Shepherd’s monthly magazine. Not surprisingly this was the easiest letter yet. At least I had a focus! With previous letters I’ve seen myself slaving over a hot keyboard for the best part of a day (and not just a working day) trying to work out what to say. But yesterday it simply flowed and I managed to submit it on time. If by “on time” you understand to mean “a day late”.


Next up I started to look over the revisions needed on the late-David Pritchard’s excellent Teach Yourself Mahjong book.

Last October I received a telephone call from someone from Hodder Education asking if I’d have a look over the proposed amendments to the second edition of the Teach Yourself Mahjong title. I wrote a report and was paid handsomely. If by “handsomely” you understand to mean £40.00.

Tragically, however, the author, Mr David Pritchard died suddenly of a skull fracture after a fall, towards the end of last year. Hodder Education approached me a few weeks ago to ask if I would be interested in working on the manuscript to implement Mr Pritchard’s proposed amendments. I jumped at the chance and this week took receipt of the full manuscript in both A4 hard copy and electronic formats, and have had various conversations with someone at Hodder whom I have been jokingly referring to as “my publisher”.

It is a great priviledge to be working on this project, and I’m looking forward to getting my teeth into it. Just as soon as I’ve finished…

WordPress manual

My final task for the Information and Communications Board of the Scottish Episcopal Church is to write the documentation on the website that I began for them.

In many ways working on that website has been great; in other ways it’s been terribly frustrating. Great because I love building websites; frustrating because I’ve just not had the time to do it justice, what with my other work and a few personal commitments.

I’ve said for a long time that the SEC website should be done either by a professional web development company (for which we need to pay commercial prices, and anything between £10,000 and £30,000 + VAT for what we need seems to me to be perfectly reasonable), or it should be done full-time by someone in-house — someone who understands both the SEC and the Web, and its various technologies. It simply does not do the website (or the Church for that matter) justice as a part-time venture, squeezed into an already tight working schedule and life.

That I haven’t finished the full site or documentation for it yet isn’t because I’ve not wanted to, it’s not that I’m not committed to either the Church or the Web, it’s because I have simply not had the time. But moving here (to Cellardyke), and setting up home as quickly as we have, and having such a wonderfully relaxing and pleasant working environment has meant that I’ve been able to devote a lot of time to working on writing up the documentation for the Website. If by “a lot of time” you understand to mean “between 4pm and 2am each day”.

That I lost the entire first draft of my WordPress manual in The Great Hard Drive Crash of September 2005 didn’t help matters. I was able to retrieve all the text from a backed-up PDF file, but then I’ve had to completely rewrite large chunks of the manual as it had begun life as a guide to WordPress 1.5, and we’re now using version 2.0.

Anyway … back to the manual. If by “back to the manual” you understand to mean “I’m off downstairs for a mid-morning snack”.