An artist’s impression of a hat entirely dissimilar to Gareth’s lost fleece hat.
I’ve just unpacked and discovered that I’ve lost my hat. I think I may have left it in Room 330 of the Atholl Palace Hotel, Pitlochry. It’s a fleece beany-style hat, that is great at keeping my balding head warm on cold winter evenings.
It’s 22:23 and they’re not answering the telephone. What kind of hotel is that?! I’ll try again in the morning.