Lost hat

An artist’s impression of a hat entirely dissimilar to Gareth’s lost fleece hat.

I’ve just unpacked and discovered that I’ve lost my hat. I think I may have left it in Room 330 of the Atholl Palace Hotel, Pitlochry. It’s a fleece beany-style hat, that is great at keeping my balding head warm on cold winter evenings.

It’s 22:23 and they’re not answering the telephone. What kind of hotel is that?! I’ll try again in the morning.

2 thoughts on “Lost hat”

  1. Dear Gareth. Your hat was stolen by a Japanese terrorist, who drowned it in a vat of domesdos. The Police have arrested him for bleach of the fleece. Great to see you for the conference, and look forward to Dinner soon. Don’t run over too many bins.


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