Before (me, aged about 1 year old), and After (me, aged alot!)
Today I celebrate my 34th birthday. The next time my age has consecutive numbers I’ll be 45 — which is the most satisfying darts score call. Try it! “FOR-ty FI-i-i-ive!”
I was born at 01:04 on Thursday 11 November 1971, at the Eastern General Hospital, Edinburgh.