Last night, I asked Jane what she was doing today. She said, “I’m going to the moon.”
I said, “The MOON?!”
She said, “NO! Dunoon!”
I can’t hide the fact that I was a little disappointed. But on the up-side at least she will be back for tea.
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I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 49 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins).
Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh…
Scrum master. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.
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Long ago, when he was with The Humblebums, Billy Connolly did a pastiche of Jonathan King’s “Everyone’s Gone to the Moon” called “Everyone’s Gone to Dunoon”. Just thought I’d mention that. I’ll get my coat.