Last night, I asked Jane what she was doing today. She said, “I’m going to the moon.”
I said, “The MOON?!”
She said, “NO! Dunoon!”
I can’t hide the fact that I was a little disappointed. But on the up-side at least she will be back for tea.
The moon
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Long ago, when he was with The Humblebums, Billy Connolly did a pastiche of Jonathan King’s “Everyone’s Gone to the Moon” called “Everyone’s Gone to Dunoon”. Just thought I’d mention that. I’ll get my coat.