Optimus keyboard …
… isn’t that the most beautiful piece of geek ‘porn’ you’ve ever seen. Today. On the internet. On my blog.
(Can you tell I’m filling time waiting for my mate Jonny to arrive from Bristol?)
Here’s an amazing piece of freeware software for identifying your PC’s CPU, motherboard and memory: CPU-Z.

CPU-Z runs on just about any version of Microsoft Windows from Windows 95 to XP, and beyond (including 64-bit versions); and gathers the following information:
Perfect for finding out exactly what kind of RAM upgrade your Mum’s PC might need, for example. I’m betting on PC133 SDRAM, based on what I think the motherboard is: a SiS 730. Answers on the blog tomorrow. (I just know you can’t wait!)
Update: Monday 25 July 2005
Mum’s PC is now safely back here in Edinburgh. I’ve unscrewed the case, removed the memory module and … drum roll … it’s a PC133 SDRAM DIMM Module.
Well done me.
Today was going so well, too. And then:
Still, I’ve been to church today and so at least I know that the Lord Jesus still loves me. Even if shoppers at Ikea and Argos don’t; our Flymo hedge trimmer wants to frustrate me; and the England cricket team … sighs.