Okay, I lied, one more episode, this one written by James:
EXT FOREST – LEIA’S CRASH SITE
The Ewok jumps up and grabs a four-foot-long spear, which he holds in a defensive position. Leia watches him as he circles warily and begins poking her with the sharp point of the spear.
LEIA: Cut it out!
[She stands up, and the Ewok quickly backs away.]
EWOK: Eh eh eh!!
LEIA: I’m not gonna hurt you.
EWOK: Eh eh?
[Leia looks around at the dense forest, and at the charred remains of her speeder bike, then sits down, with a sigh, on a fallen log.]
LEIA: Well, maybe you can help me. Come on, sit down.
[Leia removes her helmet and the Ewok runs about madly.]
EWOK: Eh eh eh!!
LEIA: Look, it’s a hat. It’s not gonna hurt you. Look. You’re a jittery little thing, aren’t you?
[The Ewok takes Leia’s hat and tries to stick it up his bum.]
EWOK: EH EH EH!!!
[The Ewok urinates in Leia’s helmet, smears mud down her face and calmly walks off.]
