Another snippet of Little Empire, this one was written by me (with maybe some help from George Lucas, Matt Lucas and David Walliams):
TROOPER: How long have you had these droids?
LUKE: About three or four seasons.
BEN: They’re for sale if you want them.
TROOPER: Let me see your identification.
[Luke becomes very nervous as he fumbles to find his ID while Ben speaks to the Trooper in a very controlled voice.]
BEN: Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes. The eyes. Not around the eyes. Don’t look around the eyes. Look into my eyes. You’re under. You don’t need to see his identification.
TROOPER: We don’t need to see his identification.
BEN: These are not the droids you’re looking for…