Random Quotations

Don’t ask how I discovered this website — www.nakednuns.com — but it is very, very funny, and contains quotations and no pictures of naked nuns, which is quite a relief.

The Jack Handey quotes can also be found at //www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm. I’m still crying with laughter.

Alright, if you insist, I will tell you. I was asking a friend what he’d like to see on a church website, and he said pictures of naked bishops. So I just checked to see if www.nakedbishops.com was available, and it was. And just out of curiosity I checked to see if www.nakednuns.com was available; well, you would, wouldn’t you. And it wasn’t..

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.