Random Quotations

Don’t ask how I discovered this website — www.nakednuns.com — but it is very, very funny, and contains quotations and no pictures of naked nuns, which is quite a relief.

The Jack Handey quotes can also be found at //www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm. I’m still crying with laughter.

Alright, if you insist, I will tell you. I was asking a friend what he’d like to see on a church website, and he said pictures of naked bishops. So I just checked to see if www.nakedbishops.com was available, and it was. And just out of curiosity I checked to see if www.nakednuns.com was available; well, you would, wouldn’t you. And it wasn’t..

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 52 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Enneagram type FOUR and introvert (INFP), I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, play mahjong, write, draw and laugh… Scrum master at Safeguard Global; latterly at Sky and Vision/Cegedim. Former web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and previously warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall.