Random Quotations

Don’t ask how I discovered this website — www.nakednuns.com — but it is very, very funny, and contains quotations and no pictures of naked nuns, which is quite a relief.

The Jack Handey quotes can also be found at //www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm. I’m still crying with laughter.

Alright, if you insist, I will tell you. I was asking a friend what he’d like to see on a church website, and he said pictures of naked bishops. So I just checked to see if www.nakedbishops.com was available, and it was. And just out of curiosity I checked to see if www.nakednuns.com was available; well, you would, wouldn’t you. And it wasn’t..