Random Quotations

Don’t ask how I discovered this website – www.nakednuns.com – but it is very, very funny, and contains quotations and no pictures of naked nuns, which is quite a relief.

These Jack Handey Deep Thoughts quotes are hilarious. I’m still crying with laughter.


Alright, if you insist, I will tell you.

I was asking a friend what he’d like to see on a church website, and he said pictures of naked bishops.

So I just checked to see if www.nakedbishops.com was available, and it was.

And just out of curiosity, I checked to see if www.nakednuns.com was available – well, you would, wouldn’t you – but it wasn’t.