No burning tonight!

Good news: Jane isn’t a witch. I had a conversation with her last night, which went a bit like this:

Me: I hope it’s going to be nice tomorrow.
Jane: It’s going to rain heavily.
Me: Really?!
Jane: Yeah.
Me: I hope you’re wrong, cos otherwise I’ll have to burn you at the stake as a witch.

Thankfully it’s a gloriously sunny day, a little windy perhaps, but certainly not raining. I’m quite relieved. I was getting quite used to having Jane around, and burning her at the stake would have been a bit tiresome. (If illegal.)

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Gareth Saunders

I’m Gareth J M Saunders, 47 years old, 6′ 4″, father of 3 boys (including twins). Scrum master at Vision Ltd, Dundee. Latterly, web architect and agile project manager at the University of St Andrews and former warden at Agnes Blackadder Hall. Enneagram type FOUR and introvert, I am a non-stipendiary priest in the Scottish Episcopal Church, I sing with the NYCGB alumni choir, play guitar, write, draw and laugh… a lot.