The Streets of San Francisco

Another gorgeous day in SF. I spent much of the morning sitting at the desk in my room on my Psion, writing. Months ago I promised Will Reynish’s folks that I’d write my recollections of Will; well, now I’m getting around to it. I’m making good progress on it.

In the afternoon I set out for the Holiday Inn at 1300 Columbus Avenue. My cousin Robert reckoned it would take about 30 minutes; 80 minutes later I crawled up to the automatic doors of the hotel and was greeted by Jane’s Mum, Dorothy, who was waiting in line to check in.

My route to the hotel, however, took me (and my camera) past a good number of San Francisco sites: Alcatraz, Bay Bridge, Lombard Street (the crookedest street in the world, which if ‘World Series’ is anything to go by simply means ‘the crookedest street in the USA’!) and Coit Tower (that’s the one that looks like the nozzle on a fireman’s hose). And man, do they like their hills in this city! By the time I’d hiked from Pacific Heights along Union Street to Van Ness I was seriously in need of refreshment / nourishment / oxygen * (* delete where appropriate).

I got stopped by a guy in a car asking directions to the Golden Gate Bridge, which I thought was pretty funny.
“Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the Golden Gate Bridge?”
“Hello! I’m from Scotland,” I replied, hoping that he’d mistaken me for an American because of my cunning disguise of Vans ‘sneekers’, Levi jeans, James Dean white t-shirt, and blue-check shirt.
It happened to be somewhere to which I knew the directions, and was able to show him on my map. (See! always carry a map.) (If you should find yourself in the same predicament the directions are simple. Carry on Union St till you get to Van Ness, hang a right and about three blocks down the hill turn left onto Lombard St, this’ll take you to the GGB.)

SMS text messaging is fantastic. I was able to send Jane and text and ask “Where are you, I’m near the hotel.” “We’re in a taxi,” she replied, “we’ll be there soon.” “I’m in Tower Records near the hotel,” I texted back. $35 lighter, but with a Starburst from the assistant who tells me he’s moving to Newcastle-upon-Tyne next week, I wander down Columbus and meet up with Jane and her Mum. The course had been a success. Dorothy graduated as a qualified Enneagram teacher, and Jane had enjoyed the latter part of the course once the jet-lag wore off.

We took a taxi back to the guesthouse; driven by a Chinese-American who got a little over-excited telling us about a family in Texas who had 8 children at once (octuplets?). He then got even more excited when he discovered where we were staying, and that Nicola’s folks are to do with Oracle. We paid him and walked away while he was still shouting house prices at us through his car window. “…$30 million! And that house musta cost at least $25 million!” We ignored him and kept walking, so he started shouting this to a passing construction worker. Like he cared!

(In a car with brakes) Zack drove us to Noe Valley, to a burger joint; Jane wanted chips! I had a burger that was themed around the colour brown. Now, I know you’re thinking: “But hang on there one second, Gareth! ALL burgers are brown.” True — but in this parallel universe of burgers EVERYTHING was brown. The burger, the mushrooms, and even the bread, which was a deep, chocolate-y brown. Still, I ate it all. (p.s. I ate all the pies.)

The highlight of the evening however, was yet to come. (Even better than the Sigmund Freud Action Figure we saw for sale in a dessert bar.) We watched on Channel 2 (whatever that is) the first episode of a new reality TV show entitled “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance”. I am not kidding, it was BRILLIANT. If it ever makes it over to the UK you have got to watch it. The basic plot is this: she thinks she has to convince her family that she’s marrying this guy she has just met; if she does she stands to win $500,000; if not she gets nothing. The thing is, he is an actor; his family are all actors; the joke is entirely on her. It is a piece of genius, and the groom-to-be has to be seen to be believed.

Jane is currently upstairs watching ER (not Elizabeth Regina), while I’m in the office listening to Voivod. I guess we’ll turn in soon; it is 22:45 here, which is 06:45 GMT Friday. Tomorrow we’re making our way down to Columbus again and doing the tourist-y thing with Jane’s folks (Peter flew in safely this afternoon).

Love and Haight San Francisco

I love San Francisco! Char drove me down to the city this afternoon; and a more perfect afternoon you could not hope for. When we rode across the Golden Gate Bridge the sun was shining, there was a very light breeze and the sky was a deep blue. This is what California is all about; this is The Sunshine State ©.

I arrived at Robert and Nicola’s guesthouse on Pacific Avenue around 2:30pm; Zack came out to meet us (I’d called, a little lost). The place is fantastic — we got a brief tour of the main house too, which has an incredible view of the bay area; almost as though Robert and Nicola had been given a checklist of landmarks they wanted included in their View ™: Golden Gate Bridge, Coit Tower, Alcatraz, Treasure Island, er… that Roman-looking building at the Marina, the Bay Bridge, the Russian Embassy across the road.

I took a ride in a red VW (with faulty brakes, in a city with steep, steep hills) with Zack, to a hi-fi shop (which didn’t sell the Bose headphones he wanted; which didn’t sell the Bose headphones I wanted). We ended up on Haight Street (am I spelling that correctly?) at Amoeba Records, a second-hand record store situated in a former bowling alley. It sells EVERYTHING, new or used. They didn’t have what I wanted. I got stuff anyway.

What the evening holds, I dunno! I need to text Jane with a 200-character review of the house. Then, who knows?!