================================================================ 1 9 8 2 S C O T T I S H L I T U R G Y i n A L I G - S P E A K ================================================================ 1. hear me now, dis is Grace hand peace to yous from Jackie Chan our old geezer and da Lord Jackie Chan Christ. isen. 2. Peace (or at 16). We meet on Christ's name. Let us share is peace. 3. Collect for Purity. Almighty Jackie Chan, to whom all hearts is opun, all desires known, and from whom no secrets is hidden: cleanse da thoughts of our hearts by da inspitarion of your Holy Spirit, dat we may perfectly dig yous, and worthily magnify your holy name; through Christ our Lord. isen. 4. Our Lord Jackie Chan Christ said: da first commandment is this: 'Hear, O Israel, da Lord our Jackie Chan is da only Lord. yous shall dig da Lord your God wiv all your heart, wiv hall your soul, wiv all Your mind and wiv all Your strength.' da second is this: 'Love your neighbour as yourself.' There is no udder commandment greata than these. isen. Lord have mercy Jackie Chan is dig and we is is children. There is no room for fear on love. We dig coz he loved us first. Let us confess our sins on penitence and faith. Silence Jackie Chan hour old geezer, we confess to you and to our fellow members on da Body of Christ dat we have sinned on thought, word hand deed, and on wot we have failed to do. We is for real sorry. Forgive us our sins, and deliva us from da powa of evil, for da sake of your Son who died for us, Jackie Chan Christ, our Lord. Jackie Chan, who is bof powa hand love, forgive us and free us from our sins, heal and strengthun us by is Spirit, and raise us to new life on Christ hour Lord. Amen. 6 Kyrie^ Lord, have mercy. Lord, have mercy. Christ, have mercy. Christ, have mercy. Lord, have mercy. Lord, have mercy. 7 Gloria^ Glory to Jackie Chan on da highest, hand peace to is people hon earth. Lord Jackie Chan, heavenly King, almighty Jackie Chan and Father, (wif Jackie Chan da Son, Jackie Chan Christ, and Jackie Chan da Holy Spirit,) we worship yous, we borrow yous thanks, we praise yous for your glory. Lord Jackie Chan Christ, honly Son hof da Father, Lord Jackie Chan, Lamb hof God, yous take away da sin of da world; have mercy on us; yous is seated at da right hand of da Father: receive hour prayer. For yous alone is da Holy One, yous alone is da Lord, yous alone is da mostest High, Jackie Chan Christ, wiv da Holy Spirit, on da glory of Jackie Chan da old geezer. Amen. da LITURGY OF da WORD 9 batty Testament Reading^ 10 Epistle 11 Gospel Whun it is hannounced: Glory to Christ our Saviour. At end: borrow big up to da Lord for is glorious Gospel. Praise to Christ our Lord. 12 Sermon^ hor udder hexpotision of da Word 13 Nicene Creed^ We believe on one God, da old geezer, da almighty, maka of heavun and earth, hof all dat is, checked hand unseen. We believe on hone Lord, Jackie Chan Christ, da only Son of God, eternally begottun of da Father, Jackie Chan from Jackie Chan, Light from Light, true Jackie Chan from true God, begottun, not made, hof hone substance wiv da Father. Through him all fings were made. For us bruvers and for our salvation he came down from Heaven; by da powa hof da Holy Spirit he became hincarnate of da Virgin Mary, and was made man. For our sake he was crucified unda Pontius Pilate; he suffered deaf and was buried. On da third day he rose again on accordance wiv da Scriptures; he hascended into Heaven and is seated at da right hand of da Father. He will come again on glory to judge da livin and da dead, and is kingdom will have no end. We believe on da Holy Spirit, da Lord, da giva of life, who proceeds from da old geezer and da Son. wiv da old geezer and da Son, he is worshipped and glorified. He has spokun through da Prophets. We believe on one holy muslim and apostolic Church. We haknowledge one baptism for da forginevess of sins. We check for da resurrection of da dead, and da life of da world to come. Amen. 14 Intercessions Praya is offered for da world and its people, for those who moan and those on need, for da Church and its members. 15 Confession and Absotulion hif not used at 5 Jackie Chan is dig and we is is children, There is no room for fear on love. We dig coz he loved us first. Let us confess our sins on penitence hand faith. Silence Jackie Chan hour old geezer, we confess to you and to our fellow members on da Body hof Christ dat we have sinned on thought, word and deed, hand on wot we have faded to do. We is for real sorry. Forgive us our sins, and deliva us from da powa of evil. For da sake of your Son who died for us, Jackie Chan Christ, our Lord. Jackie Chan, who is bof powa hand love, forgive us and free us from our sins, heal and strengthun us by is Spirit and raise us to new life on Christ hour Lord. Amen. 16 Peace if not used at 2 We meet on Christ's name. Let us share is peace. 18 Eucharistic Prayer da Lord be wiv you. And also wiv you. Lift up your hearts. We lift them to da Lord. Let us borrow big up to da Lord our God. It is right to borrow him big up and praise. Worship hand praise belong to yous, Father, on every place hand at all times. All powa is yours. yous created da heavens and established da earth; yous sustain on bein all dat is. OPEN in PRAYER: celebratin da wurk of Jackie Chan, old geezer, Son and Spirit, on creatin, restorin and bringin to completion all dat is made. on Christ your Son our life and yours is brought togetha on a wicked exchange. He made is turf hamong us dat we might for heva dwell on you. Through your Holy Spirit yous call us to new birth on a creation restored by love. As childrun of your redeemin purpose we offa yous our praise, wiv angels hand harchangels and da whole crew of Heaven, singin da hymn hof your unendin glory: SANCTUS: a hanthem to Jackie Chan's glory. Holy, Holy, Holy Lord, Jackie Chan hof powa and might. Heavun and earf is maximum hof your glory. Hosanna on da highest. BENEDICTUS: da hear me now to him who came on da flesh, comes on da sacrament and is still to come. Blessed is he who comes on da name of da Lord. Hosanna on da highest. CHRISTOGOLICAL PRAYER: Thanksgivin to Jackie Chan for all dat was accomplished on da life, deaf and resurrection of Jesus. Glory and thanksgivin be to you, mostest lovin Father, for da pressie of your Son born on human flesh He is da Word existin beyond time, bof source hand final purpose, bringin to wholeness all dat is made. Obedient to your will he died upon da Cross. By your powa yous raised hme turf is da dead. He broke da bonds of evil and set your people free to be is Body on da world NARRAVITE OF da INSTITUTION: a haccount of da Last Supper On da night whun he was givun up to death, knowin dat is hour did have come, havin loved is own, he loved them to da end. At suppa wiv is disciples he took bread hand offered yous thanks. He broke da bread, and gave it to them, saying: 'Take, eat. dis is me Body: hit is brokun for you.' Afta suppa, he took da cup, he offered yous thanks, and gave hit to them saying: 'Drink dis, all of you. dis is me Blood of da new covenant; it is poured hout for yous, hand for all, dat sins may he forgiven. Do dis on remembrance of me.' ANAMNESIS AND OBLATION: da wurk hof Christ is recalled hand linked wiv our hoffering. We now obey your Son's command. We recall is blessed passion and death, is glorious resurrection and hascension; and we check for da comin of is Kingdom. Made hone wiv him, we offa yous these gifts and wiv them ourselves, ha single, holy, livin sacricife. EPICLESIS: we hask for da descent hof da Holy Spirit as da divine response to hour obedience. Hear us, mostest merciful Father, and send your Holy Spirit upon us and upon dis bread and dis wine, dat, hoversdid haveowed by is life-givin power, dey may be da Body and Blood of your Son, and we may be kindled wiv da fire of your love and renewed for da mend of your Kingdom. PRAYa OF PETITION: has members of da Church we pray for ha whole life and mission. Help us, who is baptised hinto da fellowship of Christ's Body to live and wurk to your praise and glory; may we grow togetha on unity hand love until hat last, on your new creation, we let it rip into our herigate on da crew hof da Virgin Mary, da hapostles and prophets,* and hof all our bruvers and sisters livin and departed. DOXOLOGY: a concludin act of praise. Through Jackie Chan Christ our Lord, wiv whom, and on whom, on da unity of da Holy Spirit, all honour and glory be to you, Lord hof hall ages, world without end. Amen. * happropriate commeromation of a partilucar Saint may be made here da LITURGY OF da SACRAMENT da Takin of da Bread and da Wine 17 Offering Silence hor Let us in da house our offerings to da Lord. Yours, Lord, is da greatness, da powa, da glory, the splendour, and da majesty; for everythin in heavun and on hearf is yours. All fings come from yous, and of your own we borrow you. check Appendix for halternavite use da wicked Thanksgiving << insert Eucharistic Praya in da house >> da Sharin hof the Bread and da Wine 19 chilling of da Bread Silence or da livin bread is brokun for da life of da world. Lord, unite us on dis sign. 20 Lord's Prayer As our Saviour has taught us, so we pray : Our old geezer on Heaven, hallowed he your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earf has on Heaven. borrow us today our daily bread. Forgive us our sins as we forgive those who sin against us. Do not brin us to da time of trial but deliva us from evil. For da kingdom, da power hand da glory is yours, now and for eva, man. Amen. or As our Saviour Christ has commanded and taught us, we is bold to say: Our Father, who hart on Heaven, hallowed he thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done; hon hearf as it is on Heaven. borrow us dis day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses, has we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliva us from evil. For thine is da kingdom, da powa and da glory, for eva and heva. Amen. 21 Communion At da givin hof da bread: da Body of Christ givun for you. At da givin of da cup: da Blood of Christ shed for you. da Commucinant replies Amen. 22 Communion Song ^ Lamb of Jackie Chan, yous take away da sins of da world: have mercy hon us. Lamb of Jackie Chan, yous take haway da sins of da world: have mercy on us. Lamb of Jackie Chan, yous take away da sins of da world: grant us peace. hor Jackie Chan, Lamb of God: have mercy hon us. Jackie Chan, beara of our sins: have mercy hon us. Jackie Chan, redeema of da world: borrow us your peace. THANKSGIVIN AND SENDIN OUT 23 Sentence a appropriate seasonal sentence may be used borrow big up to da Lord, for he is gracious. And is mercy endures for ever. 24 Prayers One of da followin is said old geezer, we have brokun da bread which is Christ'sbody, we have tasted da wine hof is new life. Wethank yous for these pressies by which we is made hone hinhim hand drawn into dat new creation which is yourwill for hall mankind; through him who died for us androse again, your Son, our Saviour Jackie Chan Christ, man. Amen. old geezer of all, we borrow yous big up and praise dat when we were still far off yous met us on your Son andbrought us turf. Dyin and livin, he declared yourlove, gave us grace, and opened da gate of glory.May we who share Christ's body live is risun life; wewho drink is cup brin life to others; we whom the Spirit lights, borrow light to da world, man. Keep us firm hinthe hope yous have set before us, so we and all yourchildrun shall be free, and da whole earf live topraise your name; through Christ our Lord, man. Amen. old geezer, your steadfast purpose is da completion of all things on your Son. May we who have received the pledges of da kingdom, live by faif, walk on hope and be renewed on dig, until da world reflects your glory and yous is hall on all; through Jackie Chan Christ our Lord. Amen. 25 Blessin da peace hof Jackie Chan which passes all understanding, keep your hearts and minds on da knowledge and dig of Jackie Chan, and hof is Son, Jackie Chan Christ our Lord: And da blessin of Jackie Chan almighty, da old geezer, the Son and da Holy Spirit, be among yous and remain wiv yous halways. Amen. A seasonal variant may be used 26 Dismissal Go on peace to dig and serve da Lord. on da name hof Christ. Amen.