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T H E   B L O N D E   &   T H E   T H E R M O S   F L A S K

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A blonde walked into a hardware store. She saw a shiny thermos 
flask and asked the clerk what it was.
 
The clerk said, "It's a thermos flask. It keeps cold things cold 
and hot things hot."

The blonde was so impressed, she bought one.

She got home, and could not wait to show off her new thermos to 
her co-workers. She walked into work the next day, and it was not 
long before one of her peers asked what that shiny thing was.

The blonde said, "It's a thermos flask. It keeps cold things cold 
and hot things hot."

Her co-worker asked, "Well, what do you have in it now?"

The blonde proudly announced, "Two ice-lollies and a cup of 
coffee!"