This is the section of the site that collects the nonsense that probably occupies 95% of global e-mail servers' time, when it is not forwarding spam. If you see it here, please don't send it to me again!
I've collected them here because they have either made me laugh, or I think they use interesting word-play, or they've helped me consider something in a new (and usually more wholesome) way. None are meant to offend, victimize, or discriminate.
On the purpose of jokes I direct the reader to Sigmund Freud's volume "Jokes and their Relation to the Unconscious".
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