Pal,
 
A Poem to Pal
 
by Pal
 
He is my pal he is
My pal he is Not
My alp or lap but
My pal oh yes.
 
Dog-collared he is
Dog-collared he is Not
A collared dog nor
A dollared cog.
 
He is a priest he is
A priest he is Not
A stripe or tripes but
A priest my pal oh yes.
 
 
by Jonathan Coore (aged 29½) 


And the long-awaited sequel, Wednesday 22 June 2005
in an email entitled "Sub letting in the Falkland Islands"

Pal 2

He is still my pal he is, Not
Immobile or mobile
But still, my pal,
Oh yes.

More content, he does Not
Have more but contains more
Still, my pal,
Oh yes.


by Jonathan Coore (aged 34)